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Raised by pixies, in a land called Honahlee, Zach Morrison is a spirited young lad. Around the time that he started to discover hair in odd places, his winged family released him to live on his own in a fascinating new world- "When Ham," a small village near "Ham'n Eel Town."
Here, surrounded by "Fluffies," an indigenous tribe of raven-like creatures who covet and collect shiny things (like coins, fancy cars and unstable mortgages).... he found solace in inspirational music like Tiffinay, Biz Marquie and Justin Bieber. He attributes much of his life bliss to a sustained diet of Turkish Delight, Ambrosia and pickled squid (available in the "international aisle" at Hole Fudes), as well as therapeutically hitting things such as drums, piano keys and photo shopped pictures of world leaders dressed in lingerie. |
